april fool

Well, apparently I'm the Aprils' Fool.....

I am such a klutz with expensive things. I tend to be a little klutzy in general, but get me around something valuable or something with a lithium battery and all bets are off. I'm likely to; spill a drink on, trip over, bump up against, trip on the chord, bump from your hand, or more likely than any...DROP!

3 very expensive things that I own have been all but completely demolished by my foolishness. The first being my blackberry. Thank heavens for the big, bouncy rubber case that it's wrapped in, otherwise I would have had to replace the thing several dozen times by now, I am forever dropping it. Second item on the list; my 2T hard drive....the ol' champ, Ugh....twice have I tripped on its chord and sent it crashing to the ground from a height of at least 2.5 feet, no less! Lastly...and worst of all....my classic pride and joy 120GB Ipod...the Black Panther....*sobs* I dropped her for what may have been the last time the other day, now she is a sputtering mess and can barely communicate with itunes....so far I can't get her to stay stable for more than a day....she is a mess. **sobs!!!!!

I won't even get into the story of how I threw my cell phone out the window on 75 or how I dropped my ipod nano on the side of the 401 before it was repeatedly mowed over by semi trucks....ugh.

Needless to say, keep me away from your expensive technology.....and anything else you value, ESPECIALLY if I am carrying a drink.

At least I'm not as bad as my neighbors who repeatedly back into their own cars in their driveway....not yet at least.

Sobs